"There I was... twiddling my thumbs with a glass of chilled Twining's Herbal Elixir in the garden one rainy evening in 2006. The pond was full of little Mijinko pissing around and being all blue and see thru and the penguin was following the map down to the off licence again. I'd actually given her a copy of The Yage Letters by William Burroughs by accident, so I had assumed that she might be half way back to Peru by now. Fortunately, her map reading skills proved as poor as mine, so she staggered back clinking with bags of vin red as requested. Ever the gentleman, I washed some plant pots out and prepared some straws and nibbles for our recording fest. The results were hypnotic, as Paul McKenna was in on the sessions (providing mesma-stares, snares and sharewares), so it is thought that the album will also help you slim down, quit the fags and get more shags. I will be held fully responsible if it doesn't. It features guest contributions from myself and a Sherlock Holmes impersonator and all of the music was recorded on the patented Mijinkophone, and in no way involved any modern technology or pre-programmed disco disco chicanery. Don't give me the hi-hat. Certainly no midi files or polkas from 1910 were chopped up and adapted in fruitystudio in any way, shape or form. Who are you anyway? Get out of my bloody house!"